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Name: TJ Rim
Location: Seattle, Washington, United States
Birthday: 6/16/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: eating, playing in the rain, jumping in puddles, being too-cool-for-school, using big words that i don't even know myself, winking at little kids, kim tae hee
Expertise: loitering around in empty parking lots at 3 in the morning, late night basketball runs with the homies.
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  aboynamedteej
AIM:  teejerky
Member Since:
5/14/2004
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| RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, MP3 Player, or whatever on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
* How would you describe yourself?
Lupe Fiasco ft. Matthew Santos - Superstar
* What do you like in a guy/girl?
Regina Spektor - Hotel Song
* How do you feel today?
Bloc Party - Blue Light
* What is your life’s purpose?
John Mayer - No Such Thing
* What is your motto?
Craig David - Fill Me In
* What do your friends think of you?
Thrice - All That's Left
* What do you think about very often?
Chris Tomlin - Mighty is The Power Of The Cross
* What is 2 + 2?
Incubus - Pardon Me
* What do you think of your best friend?
The Sounds - Mine For Life
* What do you think of the person you like?
Mariah Carey - One and Only
* What is your life story?
Robin Thicke Ft. Faith Evans - Got 2 Be Down
* What do you want to be when you grow up?
The Early November - Everything's too Cold but You're too Hot.
* What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Jimmy Eat World - A Sunday (acoustic)
* What will you dance to at your wedding?
Backstreet Boys - Drowning
* What will they play at your funeral?
Backstreet Boys - Just Want You To Know
* What is your hobby/interest?
Radiohead - Creep (acoustic)
* What is your biggest fear?
MercyMe - Unaware
* What is your biggest secret?
Basshunter - Now You're Gone
* What do you think of your friends?
Kanye West - My Way Home
* What will you post this as?
UB40 - Can't Help Falling in Love
all i gotta say is.. damn i need to delete a few songs. lol
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| One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister
at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps
falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should
I do?"
"I
have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with you. I'll be able
to tell when she's sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific
times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the pin."
In
church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the
preacher put his plan to work. "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice
for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones.
"Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin.
"Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the minister.
Soon,
Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed her dozing.
"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mr. Jones.
"God!" cried out Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again
with the pin once again. "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the minister,
smiling and continuing his sermon.
Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed
off again. However, this time the minister didn't notice. As he picked
up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mr. Jones
mistook as signals to wake his wife again.
He was just sticking
his wife with the pin again when the minister asked, "...And what did
Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass! | | |
| A car rammed into us at a stoplight when we were parked and it was red... wtf? 10+ mph at a red light?!?! who does that? I'm okay.. but seriously who does that??!
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